Diary of Events

Thursday 19th February 2026

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12.00 for 12.30pm ~ £40

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Join soprano Jane Clarity as she brings Kate Bush’s story to life — from her bohemian beginnings

and discovery by Pink Floyd’s

David Gilmour to the meteoric rise of Wuthering Heights, the song that reshaped pop in the late ’70s

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Saturday 28th February 2026

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12:00 for 12:30pm ~ £55

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An afternoon of fine food and exceptional wine awaits…  Featuring the outstanding local wines of Hidden Spring Vineyard in Heathfield.

Includes a sparkling welcome drink, a delicious three-course lunch, and a carefully selected wine pairing to complement each course.

Hosted by resident MC Bob Brown, our Head Chef Michael Titherington and Hidden Spring Vineyard.​

Thursday 2nd April ​​​

12.00 for 12.30pm ~ £42

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​Nikki takes you on a vibrant textile journey through history, storytelling, and the natural world. Her large-scale, narrative works combine rich colour, symbolism, and free machine embroidery across a variety of media.

Saturday 18th April 2026

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12:00 for 12:30pm ~ £55

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An afternoon of fine food and exceptional wine awaits…  Featuring the outstanding wines of  Rathfinny Wine Estate, Alfriston.

Includes a sparkling welcome drink, a delicious three-course lunch, and a carefully selected wine pairing to complement each course.

Hosted by resident MC Bob Brown,  our Head Chef Michael Titherington and Rathfinny Wine Estate..​​

Tuesday 19th May ​​

12.00 for 12.30pm ~ £40

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John Young, former anchor and reporter for BBC South East Today, explores Royal Weddings Then & Now, comparing the pageantry and broadcasting of Charles and Diana’s 1981 wedding with William and Catherine’s 2011 celebration.

Tuesday 16th June ​​

12.00 for 12.30pm ~ £46

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​One of the loveliest ladies in show business, Anita will entertain with stories from her amazing career and songs that have special meanings and memories from over six decades in the limelight

Tuesday 7th July​​

12.00 for 12.30pm ~ £40

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Join guest speaker Delia Taylor as she tells the remarkable story of Coco Chanel: From Pauper to Millionairess. Discover how a young girl from humble beginnings rose to redefine fashion, liberate

women’s style, and build one of the most iconic luxury brands in the world. A captivating tale of ambition, elegance, and enduring influence.

Thursday 6th August ​​

12.00 for 12.30pm ~ £40

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Whether we agree with her actions or not, Emily Davison, like so many Suffragettes was remarkably brave and strong. Drawing on her writings and personal letters, guest speaker Sam Stott brings her story to life and gives voice to a woman who fought tirelessly for Votes for Women.

Tuesday 8th September​​

12.00 for 12.30pm ~ £40

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Pete Allen returns to tell the remarkable story of how, even in the darkest days of history, the show went on — from ENSA performances to a Noel Coward play staged not in the West End, but in a wartime POW camp, featuring a future James Bond star. 

Tuesday 13th October​​

12.00 for 12.30pm ~ £40

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​Join cartoonist Harry Venning for a witty tour through the peaks and pitfalls of his profession, drawing on 15th-century insights to the modern day, with contributions from legends such as Matt Groening, Dr Seuss, Charles M. Schulz and Gary Larson — plus live drawing on an A1 flipchart.

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Tuesday 3rd November​​

12.00 for 12.30pm ~ £45

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The former actress Eliza McClelland returns

to the Langham to share her infectious

enthusiasm for the craft of beading

Sunday 29th November 2026

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12.00 for 12.30pm ~ £55

Join us to celebrate American Thanksgiving  . Hosted by Langham's very own Robert Brown and Head Chef Michael Titherington, this event will feature a guest wine speaker who will pair a unique wine with each course. an atmosphere filled with holiday cheer, delightful flavors, and great company. 

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Saturday 13th February 2027

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18:45 for 19:15pm ~ £80 per person

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Join us for a delicious 5 course meal,

a glass of sparkling and night

of romantic music with husband

and wife duo, Duality​​

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Saturday 21st February 2026 - FULL

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12.00 for 12.30pm ~ £60

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As rival pub landlords the Twiglets and Craddocks feud over beer and business, young Roman Craddock is found brutally murdered. A secret romance, a suspicious father, and a dodgy dung farmer leave the local police stumped — so it’s up to you and your fellow sleuths to crack the case!​​

Thursday 5th March 2026

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12.00 for 12.30pm ~ £40

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Secret London Walks guide, Diane Burstein brings theatreland history to life with stories from Elizabethan playhouses to today’s Fringe and site-specific performances. Her illustrated talk is filled with colourful anecdotes, personalities, superstitions, and traditions.

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Thursday 9th April ​​​

12.00 for 12.30pm ~ £45

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Margaret Thatcher remains the longest-serving Prime Minister in over 200 years. Love her or hate her, the story of The Iron Lady is one we all know—brought vividly to life by one of our favourite speakers, Tony Harris. See Tony’s entertaining portrayal of Mrs T—complete with her trademark handbag—right here at The Langham.

Thursday 23rd April 

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12.00 for 12.30pm ~ £50

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Celebrate St George's Day with

music and sing-a-long by Duality,

Includes a glass of sparkling wine,

a delicious 3 course lunch

and a glass of wine with top-up, 

Thursday 28th May ​​

12.00 for 12.30pm ~ £40

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​Barry Johnston, award-winning producer, author, and eldest son of the late BBC cricket commentator Brian Johnston, shares hilarious stories from his father’s remarkable broadcasting career—from royal weddings and Down Your Way to the unforgettable gaffes and giggles of Test Match Special.

Saturday 20th June 2026

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12:00 for 12:30pm ~ £55

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An afternoon of fine food and exceptional wine awaits…  Featuring the outstanding Sussex wines of Henners Vineyard in Herstmonceux,

Includes a sparkling welcome drink, a delicious three-course lunch, and a carefully selected wine pairing to complement each course.

Hosted by resident MC Bob Brown,  our Head Chef Michael Titherington and Henners VIneyard.​

Tuesday 14th July​​

12.00 for 12.30pm ~ £40

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Kate Marlborough-Fletcher presents Dressing a Tudor Lady—an entertaining and interactive demonstration where audience members join in as Kate reveals the step-by-step transformation from undergarments to full Tudor court dress. A delightful mix of history, humour, and hands-on participation brings the past vividly to life!

Tuesday 18th August​​

12.00 for 12.30pm ~ £40

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Before 1997, Jan Meek had never rowed a boat. When her son Daniel invited her to row 3,044 nautical miles across the Atlantic, she said yes without hesitation. Together they completed the world’s first Atlantic Rowing Race, travelling from Tenerife to Barbados in a 23-foot wooden boat in 101 days — earning two Guinness World Records along the way.

Thursday 24th September​​

12.00 for 12.30pm ~ £40

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Derrick Hughes presents a witty and anecdotal look back at a remarkable teaching career, including 17 years as a primary school headteacher — sharing the battles fought, the lessons learned and plenty of laughs along the way​

Thursday 22nd October ​​

12.00 for 12.30pm ~ £40

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Join guest speaker David Drury as he uncovers Hidden London—a fascinating journey through the city’s lesser-known treasures. Discover Alfred Hitchcock mosaics tucked away in the streets, the moving memorials of Postman’s Park by G.F. Watts, and the curious Victorian dinosaur sculptures of Crystal Palace Park. An exploration of the quirky, creative, and overlooked corners of the capital.

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Thursday 12th November​

12.00 for 12.30pm ~ £45

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The Man Who Would Be Pope.

Wolsey was Henry VIII's right hand man and from low birth was headed for high office. Our popular speaker Tony Harris dons the vestments and gives us the Latin mass before lunch.

30th November​

1st, 3rd, 7th, 8th, 10th, 14th &17th December

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12.00 for 12.30pm ~ £55 

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The Langham staff return in 2026 to perform

'JACK & THE BEANSTALK' 

alongside a Glass of bubbly,

a delicious three course lunch with Wine

and if you're very good, 

Santa may visit with gifts for all​

Thursday 26th February 2026

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12.00 for 12.30pm ~ £40

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Cybercrime is the UK’s biggest threat,

with new scams appearing daily to trick

us out of our money. ​

In his talk, Ian Davidson shares real-life stories and, more importantly, practical advice on how to spot and avoid scams before they happen.

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Thursday 26th March 2026

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12.00 for 12.30pm ~ £46

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Dr. Peter Dean, a forensic medical expert and former coroner, explores the life and crimes of Jack the Ripper through the lens of modern science. Drawing on his extensive experience, he re-examines the notorious Victorian murders to reveal fresh insights into one of history’s most enduring mysteries.

Tuesday 14th April​ ​​

12.00 for 12.30pm ~ £42

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​Ian Worley recounts his extraordinary voyage as Watch Leader and later First Mate aboard Great Britain II in the 1977/78 Whitbread Round the World Race. Facing fierce storms, icebergs, and even a lightning strike while filming for the BBC’s Grandstand, Ian’s adventures later inspired a film sold to United Artists to accompany Moonraker.

Thursday 7th May ​​

12.00 for 12.30pm ~ £42

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Steve Kerton, shares the highs and lows of his career as a Formula 1 Powerboat Racing Champion, including thrilling victories, fierce rivalries,

and hair-raising accidents. He also showcases the technicalities and sheer power of Formula 1 Powerboats through models and videos.

Tuesday 9th June​​

12.00 for 12.30pm ~ £45

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Popular speaker Tony Harris presents a personal wartime extravaganza celebrating his father,

D-Day veteran George Harris. Hear how George played his part in Hitler’s downfall, alongside hilarious anecdotes from his 23-year military career. Fall in for this nostalgic and entertaining talk!

Thursday 25th June​​

12.00 for 12.30pm ~ £40

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​From 1976 to 2015, Alan Chalmers served as the steward responsible for seating and security on Wimbledon’s iconic Centre Court. In his entertaining talk, he shares memorable anecdotes about managing celebrities, competitors, their guests—and the occasional troublemaker!

Thursday 30th July​​

12.00 for 12.30pm ~ £40

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Jim Jarvie OBE spent over 40 years investigating and prosecuting organised crime, from drug trafficking to border offences. A former UK Drug Liaison Officer in Portugal and Brazil, he was awarded the Queen’s Commendation for Bravery in 1980 and an OBE in 2012 for his outstanding work combating international crime.

Thursday 27th August​​

12.00 for 12.30pm ~ £40

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Rob Driscoll shares his 30-year journey in the world of balloon art—from the classic three-twist dog

to his award-winning Lady and the Tramp sculpture. Discover how these 100% biodegradable balloons become stunning works of art as Rob demonstrates the creativity and skill behind this sustainable craft.

Tuesday 6th October ​​

12.00 for 12.30pm ~ £45

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​We all remember Zulu—the breakthrough film that made Michael Caine a household name. Now, Tony Harris separates myth from fact about the epic story that “launched a thousand spears.” Watch as Tony dons another uniform and brings history to life in his inimitable style. Front Rank… Fire!

Tuesday 27th October​​

12.00 for 12.30pm ~ £40

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Neil Nixon returns with an entertaining and informative look at the little-known people who

may have had a profound impact on your life

 from unwitting players in major historic events to unsung inventors, sparking debate and discussion.​

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Tuesday 24th November​​

12.00 for 12.30pm ~ £40

Lady Crabtree returns with a nostalgic and wryly funny look at Christmas as it used to be — before November decorations, “Happy Holidays” cards and round-robin letters. With sharp observations, terrible gift tales and practical tips for surviving the modern festive season, she asks: whatever happened to Christmas?

Saturday 5th December

Friday 11th December

Friday 18th December

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6.45 for 7.15pm ~ £75

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Neil Duncan returns as

Elvis and is followed by fabulous tributes

to Dean Martin, Neil Diamond, Tom Jones, Billy Fury, Johnny Cash, Frank Sinatra, Cliff Richard and many more...The price also includes a glass of sparkling wine and a delicious three course dinner ​​​